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A failed parachute. Hardening of the arteries, resulting in a heart attack. E-bola virus The big C , cancer A fatigued bungee cord. An auto accident. #7 A jealous husband. An airline crash.... I'm not afraid of flying, it's the plummeting to earth from thirty thousand feet in a giant fire ball that scares me. Being struck by lightning. #11 Aids. Falling asleep while smoking, driving, or lying in a hot bath, in fact sleeping during most activities, other than reading is bad for you!!! A gang member worried about witnesses during a convenience store robbery. A crazed fan or a deranged stalker. A malfunctioning elevator. Drowning.........they say its possible to drown in a teaspoon of water. Poison gas; yes, a saran gas attack can fuck-up your whole day. Heroin overdose. A nuclear war............I hope they don't split no atoms around here!! Erupting volcanoes..................especially the lava. Kidney failure. |
Earthquakes exceeding 7 point O on the Richter scale. Followed by a tsunami. A lethal injection. Serial killers....law enforcement claims there are at least fifty of them operating in the united states today.... Being eaten by a great white shark...rare? But it happens. Carelessly falling into an uncovered man hole. An avalanche.......... Being bitten by a brown recluse spider. Freezing to death... Stepping on an undiscovered land-mine. #32 Starvation..... Carbon Monoxide Poisoning... A tornado... Auto erotic asphyxiation. Emollition. Spontaneous Combustion. #38 Kidney failure. Tobacco. Falling or being pushed onto the third rail at a subway station. #41 A minor surgical procedure where, somehow, your the one in a million, where something goes terribly wrong! Coming between a North American Grizzly bear and her cub. An unexpected snowstorm while climbing Mount Everest. Old Age--Yes the #1 killer of man is Excessive Birthdays. Music & Lyrics by Bobby Brennan Copyright 2008 |
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